THIS CARD IS A SOCIAL OBLIGATION
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All Punk Paperie cards come with a fancy gold-foil lined envelope, a magenta stamp of approval, and are made in the USA from the highest quality matte paper (fancy dead trees) that we can afford.
Color: 'Endangered Elephant' Ivory
Size: 5" x 7" or “Big Enough”
Weight: That’s very personal (0.4oz)
Disclaimer: Punk Paperie’s offensive greeting cards contain language that may be considered distasteful for some members of society. If your recipient doesn’t enjoy this mean greeting card, let us know and we’ll get a good laugh out of it.