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Congratulations - Punk Paperie

Congratulations

$4.00

CONGRATULATIONS 
IT WAS TOUGH ON ALL OF US 

A baby fell out of someone you know. That’s pretty crazy. New life. What even is life? Does it have meaning? Does anything have meaning? Does money have meaning? Send us $4 to find out.

All Punk Paperie cards come with a fancy gold-foil lined envelope, a magenta stamp of approval, and are made in the USA from the highest quality matte paper (fancy dead trees) that we can afford.

SKU: CVR1801
Color: 'Endangered Elephant' Ivory
Size: 5" x 7" or “Big Enough”
Weight: That’s very personal (0.4oz)

Disclaimer: Punk Paperie’s offensive greeting cards contain language that may be considered distasteful for some members of society. If your recipient doesn’t enjoy this mean greeting card, let us know and we’ll get a good laugh out of it.


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