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Frequently Acronymized Questions

1. Who and where are you?
2. Where can I buy Punk Paperie products?
3. Will you send the card to someone on my behalf?
4. How much is shipping? How fast is shipping?
5. Where do you ship to?
6. What if something is wrong with my order?
7. What payment types do you accept?
8. What if the recipient of my card is offended?
9. What if I still have a question?
10. What is the meaning of life?

1. Who and where are you?
Punk Paperie is Adam and Josh; two buddies who like to do manly things like yell at sports on TV and make greeting cards. We are based in Hoboken, New Jersey - a chill city across the Hudson River from NYC.

Learn more about us.

2. Where can I buy Punk Paperie products?
You can buy them from this site, and soon to be at all disreputable retailers (watch this page).

3. Will you send the card to someone on my behalf?
Sure. Just put down their shipping address when prompted and tell us in the checkout comments who it should be addressed to.

4. How much is shipping? How fast is shipping?

USA
Standard Shipping = 50 cents per card (3 to 7 days)
Express Shipping = $10 per order (1 to 3 days - see map for exact)
International
Standard Shipping = $1.25 per card (5 to 30+ days*)
Express Shipping not available

Please let us know if you don't receive your order within 10 days (USA) or 30 days (International).

*May be longer due to unforeseen circumstances and/or rabid moose herds (Canada only).

5. Where do you ship to?
Our highly trained pigeons reach the USA, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Cayman Islands, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Japan, Luxembourg, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Philippines, Poland, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland.

If your country isn't on the list but you'd like to order, let us know and we'll see what we can do.

6. What if something is wrong with my order?
Let us know and we’ll help you out. Or don’t let us know and we’ll sit around clicking refresh on our visitor count hoping to break single digits.

7. What payment types do you accept?
Most credit cards, Paypal, Amazon payments, Apple Pay (as of Fall 2016). We considered accepting bitcoin or BTEX but they’re both a bit too volatile.

8. What if the recipient of my card is offended?
Throw the footage up on Youtube, and definitely let us know about it. We might send you some free cards if it makes us laugh.

9. What if I still have a question?
Turn your computer or device off and on again. If that doesn’t answer it, let us know.

10. What is the meaning of life?
42. Sex. To be remembered. To try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, buy greeting cards, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.