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Congratulations - Punk Paperie

Congratulations

$4.00

CONGRATULATIONS 
HOW MUCH FOR THE PLACENTA? 

Placentophagy is said to cure you of impotence, insomnia and the respect of your peers.

All Punk Paperie cards come with a fancy gold-foil lined envelope, a magenta stamp of approval, and are made in the USA from the highest quality matte paper (fancy dead trees) that we can afford.

SKU: CVR1802
Color: 'Endangered Elephant' Ivory
Size: 5" x 7" or “Big Enough”
Weight: That’s very personal (0.4oz)

Disclaimer: Punk Paperie’s offensive greeting cards contain language that may be considered distasteful for some members of society. If your recipient doesn’t enjoy this mean greeting card, let us know and we’ll get a good laugh out of it.


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